A Soap for the Middle Child

A Soap for the Middle Child

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Who are you again?

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba.


Purple Haze (Grape) Scented
Fragrance: Muscadine
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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A Soap for the Middle Child | SKU: MID-S

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