Collection: Rude & Crude
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You're A Badass Mother, Inspirational Mother's Day Card
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A Candle For Fucking Shit Up
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A Candle For Fuck Cancer
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A Soap for I Fucking Love You
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Pooper'S Choice Shitty Soap - Triple Milled Bar Soap
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Giant Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Mug
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Another Fucking Birthday - Orange Cocktail Napkins
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Cheer Up Fucker - Glass Bottle Matches
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In Case of Shitshow - Glass Bottle Matches
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What a Fucking Day Journal
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Welcome to the Shitshow Journal
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Less Fuckin Attitude More Fuckin Gratitude Journal
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Cheer Up Fucker Journal
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Same Penis Forever! Letterpress Greeting Card
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Birthday Let's Fucking Dance Letterpress Card
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It's Motherfucking Bedtime Eye Mask
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Super Fun Penis Candy Necklace
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Super Fun Penis Candy - 3oz Bag
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Super Fun Penis Solitaire Ring Pop
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Pinky Swear Greeting Card
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Ray Of Fucking Sunshine + Smileys Leatherette Pocket Journal
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Queen of Fucking Everything - Leatherette Pocket Journal
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Creative Little Fucker - Leatherette Pocket Journal
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I Don't Have Time for Bullshit - Leatherette Pocket Journal
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Doing the Shit I Don't Want To Do Anniversary Card
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You're Doing a Fucking Great Job Card - Encouragement
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Happy Birthday Dipshit - Funny Card
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Super Fuckin' Into You Letterpress Card
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Our Rude Birthday cards and gifts are here to bring some humor to your friend or enemy's special day. With witty puns and sassy phrases, these saucy cards will make any birthday recipient chuckle, unless you're sending it to someone you secretly despise... in which case, c'mon now - it's time for some cute baby videos!