UGH Birthdays - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card

Birthdays: thrilling for approximately no one in this demographic. A sarcastic birthday card for the friend who treats aging like an inconvenience but still shows up for cake (barely). A great pick for customers looking for a dry, deadpan birthday card that nails the “I’m only here because I have to be” energy. Each card is printed one-by-one in our Chicago studio on vintage letterpress machines named Penelope (1960s Chandler & Price) and Helen (1960 Heidelberg Windmill). The result is a high-quality greeting card with character, craftsmanship, and just the right amount of sass. Card reads: "Ugh birthdays" Product Details • A2 greeting card (4.25" x 5.5") • Letterpress printed by hand in Chicago, Illinois • Printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper • Blank inside • Envelope included • Packaged in a protective sleeve • Steel Petal Press logo printed on back • Release date: July 2025 Great for: sarcastic birthday card, funny birthday card, grumpy birthday card, anti-birthday card, edgy greeting card