Maybe one day.
I'd never yelled the word "motherf*ck!" in front of small children until that day I stepped on my first Lego from hell. Sorry, kiddos, but that was simply unavoidable. And that's the day my baby-sitting career ended. Too bad. I hear the hourly rates are now sky-high. Probably pays more than my current career as a serial philanderer, gosh darn it. Just think, I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's tricked-out kitchen right now if only I'd played my cards right.
Cookies & Play-Doh Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Big Families Soap | SKU:BIG-S
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