Sloth Slow Down Bday

Sloth Slow Down Bday

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I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈

Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting older... so how about you just slow the eff down, okay? This adorable yet sweary card is the perfect way to express yourself and send some warm belly laughs.

  • Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card
  • Features a smiling sloth, hanging around on a lush green background, lamenting on the gift recipient growing another year older, way too fast.
  • Front of card: Slow the fuck down.
  • Inside of card: You're getting too old too fast.
  • Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees).
  • Includes 100% recycled brown kraft envelope.
  • Protected with compost-friendly clear sleeve
  • Made in the United States of America

An awesome birthday card for sloth lovers, and those who are making you feel older by the minute.

Size A2 card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve, made from plant material. Designed in the USA by the cheeky, talented, and self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote from Rhode Island. Don't hurry, be happy! Our Slow the Fuck Down Sloth Birthday Card is the perfect belated birthday greeting!

Sloth Slow Down Bday | SKU:BD090

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