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  • #1458: Last Fucks Coin Pouch - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Moms Are The Shit Ankle Socks - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Happy Fucking Birthday - High-Quality Condoms - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Starfuck High-Quality Contraceptive Condoms - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Congratufuckinglations! Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Custom Merry Shitmas Holiday Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Fuck Gift Wrapping Paper - Roll of 3 Sheets - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Bitchy Funny Relationship Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Fucking Finally - Letterpress Congratulations Wedding Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're Engaged - Letterpress Engagement Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit Anniversary - Letterpress Anniversary Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're Retired - Letterpress Retirement Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You Graduated - Letterpress Graduation Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're 60 - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're 30 - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're 40 - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're 50 - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Holy Shit You're Married - Letterpress Wedding Congrats Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Your New Colleagues Will Be Shit card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Unfuck Your Mental Health Paradigm (Zine) - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Unfuck Your Adulting - Front & Company: Gift Store
    $14.95
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  • I Know I'm Running Fucking Late - Hot Stamped Motel Keychain - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • I Am A Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Hot Stamped Motel Keychain - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Where Are My Fucking Keys - Keychain - Front & Company: Gift Store
    $16.95
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  • Life of the Fucking Party - Colorful Cocktail Napkins - Front & Company: Gift Store
    $14.00
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  • You Say Fuck A Lot Letterpress Greeting Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Letterpress Greeting Card - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Dirty Penis Gift Bag - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Happy Fucking Birthday FU Finger Confetti Balloons Pack of 5 - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Glitterati Penis Confetti Balloons Pack of 6 - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Happy Fucking Birthday Glow in the Dark Balloons - Front & Company: Gift Store
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  • Crotchety Old Fuck Men's Socks - Front & Company: Gift Store
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+ Description

Our Rude Birthday cards and gifts are here to bring some humor to your friend or enemy's special day. With witty puns and sassy phrases, these saucy cards will make any birthday recipient chuckle, unless you're sending it to someone you secretly despise... in which case, c'mon now - it's time for some cute baby videos!