"No One Tops" Naughty Kinky Sexy Lewd Valentine Love Card

"No One Tops" Naughty Kinky Sexy Lewd Valentine Love Card

Digging for a bone-ified gift for your apex (tricera)top? Don't get a saur-us, get the newest and latex card from the Cre-taint-eous Period! This kinky inspired sexy and naughty Love or Valentine's card is sure to please the kinky unicorn, sex positive partner, or... archeologist? in your life. Send your well wishes with style, with originality, and with the inevitable groan of pun-preciation.