{"product_id":"in-banana-years-youre-bread-birthday-card","title":"In Banana Years You're Bread Birthday Card","description":"The Ripest Joke on the Rack\n\nThere is a fine line between \"aging gracefully\" and \"expiring.\" The \"In Banana Years You're Bread\" Card walks that line with a hilarious visual metaphor that resonates with anyone feeling a little past their prime.\n\nThe design features a vintage-style illustration of a very brown, spotted, overripe banana holding a single red party balloon with a look of utter exhaustion. The text \"In Banana Years You're Bread\" delivers a punchline that is both adorable and devastating.\n\n𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗜𝘁:\n\n• Universal Relatability: Everyone understands the \"banana lifecycle,\" making the joke land instantly without explanation.\n• Character Appeal: The personified banana character adds a touch of whimsy that softens the \"you are old\" insult, expanding the potential audience.\n• Versatile SKU: Works for anyone from a 30-year-old friend to a grandparent.\n• Standard Fit: Sized to fit all standard A7 fixtures and spinners.\n\n𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘀:\n\n• Product: Greeting Card\n• Size: 5\" x 7\" (Standard A7 Size)\n• Style: Vintage Illustration \/ Character Humor \/ Aging\n• Interior: Blank for personal message","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49362219598068,"sku":"SF-43","price":8.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0491\/6723\/7271\/files\/563d3859ea5da67fe700c11312b4c8350118a1ae4d42ab2d48ac4bd524a91700.jpg?v=1789067506","url":"https:\/\/gifts.frontandcompany.ca\/products\/in-banana-years-youre-bread-birthday-card","provider":"Front and Company: Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}