"Help Hide A Body" - Funny Valentine, Love, Anniversary Card

"Help Hide A Body" - Funny Valentine, Love, Anniversary Card

This murder coverup-inspired Valentine's Day, Palentine's Day, or friendship love card is sure to please that morbid humor loving friend or loved one that you would commit a felony for in your life. Send your well wishes with style, with originality, and with the inevitable groan of pun-preciation. Don't cause yourself a petal-ity, have your profession of (un)dying support properly executed with this 1st degree card.

• High-quality, 120lbs/325gsm card stock
• Blank inside
• Contains additional white envelope per card
• 4 1/4″ x 5 1/2″ folded (11cm x 14cm) (fits in an A2 Envelope)
• Made in Canada
• Weight: 17.6 g (0.6 oz)