{"product_id":"funny-sarcastic-birthday-card-exciting-birthday","title":"Funny Sarcastic Birthday Card: Exciting Birthday","description":"This silly, deadpan birthday card reads \"I Hope Your Birthday is a Lot More Exciting Than This Card\". In a clean, sans serif font, in a lovely gradient of navy blue to pale lilac, the message of the card is clear - I'm lazy, and not capable of ginning up a lot of energy for much of anything, and you might be too. The off-center placement of the text appears to be slipping off the card, suggesting that the entire project might be disappointing. With self-depreciating, dry humor, this card acknowledges how birthdays, and life itself, might inevitably be a little less exciting as time goes by.\n\n*No AI is used in the creation of this or any of our products*\nThis phrase is 100% original, conceived by a human brain, and designed with a hand-held digital pen in Photoshop.\n\n𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬\n\n• A-2 card (4.25\" x 5.5\"), digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb cover stock\n• Locally printed in California\n• Includes 100% recycled A-2 kraft envelope\n• Blank interior for a personalized message\n• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve\n• Sold in cases of 6","brand":"A Zillion Dollars","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49052141715700,"sku":"AZD-C 8406","price":8.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0491\/6723\/7271\/files\/1f83bf2a01d14277e4a25d041ee13ad45fab4b79630288f65591226497571e6e.jpg?v=1785451552","url":"https:\/\/gifts.frontandcompany.ca\/products\/funny-sarcastic-birthday-card-exciting-birthday","provider":"Front and Company: Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}