Penis Neck Pillow

For ages 14 and up — NOT A TOY. Take your penis with you! Adjustable penis plush turns your penis into a comforting and supportive friend during travel. Convenient foreskin pocket stores your earbuds, a credit card, twenty bucks — or whatever else you want to stuff in there. Make your penis erect or flaccid in an instant — it’s adjustable!

Great for sex education demonstrations + perfect conversation-stopper on a plane or train. Learn all about the penis with hilarious art and foreskin facts attached to each stuffed penis. Extends to 18" long x 8" wide x 3.5" tall -- wow! This flexible penis pillow contains an adjustable rod that is not considered safe for kids under age 14. Use by children under age 14 requires adult supervision (I know, it sounds REALLY wrong). The ultimate gag gift!

Funny, weird gift for a future doctor or anybody with a body. Delight your urologist, urology resident, cancer warrior, sexual health teacher, medical school student, health professional, or stuffed penis enthusiast with this special penis stuffed animal. Yep. It's an animal.

Perfect bachelorette party plane penis plushie. Flexible penis plush extends to 18" long. This is not the micropenis you’ve been looking for. Makes the ultimate gag gift. Designed in California, handmade at an ethically-certified factory in China.

What does the penis do? Human penises deliver pee and semen to the outside world and a variety of other locations. At rest, this genial genital is fairly soft, but when it gets excited it fills with blood and becomes harder and larger. The penis works with testicles, prostate and the bladder to do its job. It’s the glans of opportunity!